I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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