How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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