Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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