are you still at the devil's house?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
