Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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