god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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