I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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