i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
