hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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