And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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