before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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