It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
