If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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