uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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