Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
