he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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