ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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