Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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