Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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