I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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