i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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