Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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