what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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