i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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