he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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