He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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