I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
