Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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