Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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