my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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