i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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