New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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