I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
