yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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