There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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