god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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