I'm going to jail i love you
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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