She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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