grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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