I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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