What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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