I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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