Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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