I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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