She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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