I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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