Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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