hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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