no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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