We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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