:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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