at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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