I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My vagina just clenched in fear
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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