Don't you send me to vm
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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