I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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