i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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