You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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