Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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